DK Short #21: Essentially A Toupè For Your Crotch

Published by Switch in Photo, poDKast on May 29th, 2011

“This week, the kids pre-recorded a show before their break to discuss a national video game art endowment, false crotch fur, and games that will someday be under glass.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Three-Olives Presents GEEK OUT!

  More Info Three Olives presents their newest vodka, DUDE! And they picked DK’s GEEK OUT! to do a release party!!! Join us for the release of this lemon-lime libation!  Three-O™ Girls 10 to Mid Special Cocktail Menu Feat. Three-O™ Special Giveaways from Sponsors Try the newest Three-O and show us “What’s Your O-Face?”  

Screening: Hobo w/ Shotgun

It’s official! We are doing a relaxed screening of Hobo With A Shotgun at an awesome bar in PDX! This is an informal afternoon of booze and blood! Oh and NO COST! There are no tickets, cover, etc. Just buy yourself a drink and some food and we are set! This is an ALL AGES event so feel free to invite everyone but be aware the movie is rated R.

How Does It Work?

How Speed Dating Works Before the Event When you register, you will fill out a Character Sheet with some basic information. On the day of the event you should get your badge, and for the ladies your designated table. We will be hosting a brief cocktail hour at 5pm but please make sure you are checked in by 5:30pm. During The Event After a brief review of the rules, the dating begins! The guys will rotate from table to table, having 5 minutes to chat with each lady. Here is the fun part! When you start each date, the guys

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Geek Olympathon

The only city-wide event where teams of up to 5 geeks compete for the title of ULTIMATE GEEK!   Please visit pgc3.org/Olympathon for team registration and more info!

PDX Yar.org – Pirates of the Carribean : On Stranger Tides

Join the Pirates of Stumptown at the Roseaway Theater for the Midnight release of the latest installment of the POTC series. This is the Midnight premier, but they are also do a special Matinee release for families on Saturday. Please check Facebook for more information. Thursday: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=222971227714614&notif_t=event_invite Saturday: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=147675471967878&notif_t=event_invite

PoDKast Show #0038: LIVE FROM WONDER NW!!!1!11

“This week, the Kids are LIVE at Wonder NW and welcomed several friends new and old for impromptu guest spots, geek culture discussions, and some piratey PG-13 humor.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Wonder NW Schedule

This weekend is the first annual Wonder NW held at the Crowne Plaza hotel. It is also the first event that Dangerous Kids will be an official booth holder. The horrifying fact is that this makes us pretty official. We will have some special items for sale to our loving fans, the ability to win some awesome prizes including a SPECIAL GUEST SPOT on an episode of Dangerous Kids, and even suggest some topics for a special episode of Dangerous Kids! We are even recording LIVE at 3pm! We will be attending some of the panels listed below but need

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DK short #20: Wonder Northwest!!!

Published by Switch in Photo, poDKast on May 11th, 2011

“This week, the kids talk with Wonder Northwest Co-Organizer and Sassy Creed comic creator Manny!” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Balls Deep in LEGOs

A friend of mine posted the following video on Facebook with the comment “I’m going to go ahead and guess that whoever built this has studied engineering.” Um, I believe that may be an understatment.   I thought Switch liked LEGOs….

Ceres the Serial (Killer)

Published by The Girlfriend in Ceres on May 10th, 2011

    LAURA “CERES” CAMERON NERD SPECIALTY: Nerd Culture, XX Chromosomes Bitten by radioactive Skittles(tm), Ceres was given the awesome powers of delicious, fruit-flavored candy. Realizing that with great edibility comes great responsibility, she joined the Dangerous Kids to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American WoW.

Tombstone de Sade

    JAMES “TOMBSTONE” TOMBE NERD SPECIALTY: Table-Top Gaming, Literature/Dick Jokes Part-time soldier and full-time love machine. Enjoys long walks on the beach and fireside readings of the Marquis de Sade. Contractually obligated to interrupt with the occasional/frequent tangent. Likes to use words like “brobdingnagian” (once he figures out how in the hell to pronounce them).

Switch Has The Bitches

    JEFF “SWITCH” SORENSEN NERD SPECIALTY: Music, Computers Notorious leader and grand poo-bah of the Dangerous Kids. Mild-mannered computer-tech by day, disc-spinning DJ by night. Loves it when a plan comes together. The “face” of Dangerous Kids and the sole voice of reason. Poor bastard.

Tayo, Mmmmm So Tasty.

Published by The Girlfriend in Tayo on May 10th, 2011

    TAYO “TAYO” STALNAKER NERD SPECIALTY: PC and Console Gaming, Pr0n Wanted in several states for sheer sex appeal and use of deadly wit. When combining his powers with Tombstone, they become Captain Lecher–symbol of drunken leering and hero of the free love world.

PoDKast Show #0037: It’s Called ‘Smooth Scissoring’

Published by Switch in Photo, poDKast on May 10th, 2011

“This week, the kids welcome some friends from the gaming blog Bow tie Cat to talk about Sony’s big PSN problem, bitch about game journos bitching too much, and untold secrets of the original Ghostbusters script.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kama Kama Kama (Sutra) Chameleon

  One’s initial reading of the Kama Sutra (the real Kama Sutra, not those New Age knock-offs) is bound to disappoint. Anyone expecting to be inducted into the ancient secrets of sex gods or chapter titles that sound like the teasers on the cover of Cosmo will be sorely disappointed. Essentially this work is a shitload of lists with occasional commentary.  For instance, listed within are the 64 arts that should be studied in addition to the arts of love. The usual artsy stuff is in there, but there’s also some more unusual items, such as: – “The art of making beds”

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GEEK OUT @ The Space Room

Published by The Girlfriend in Video on May 8th, 2011

Stumptown 2011: Michael DiMotta

Dangerous Kids.net’s very own Switch interviews Michael DiMotta at Stumptown Comic Con 2011.  

Stumptown 2011: Dane Ault

Dangerous Kids.net’s very own Switch interviews Dane Ault from MonkeyMinionPress.com at Stumptown Comic Con 2011. Images property of MonkeyMinonPress.com  

Stumptown 2011: Cort Webber

Dangerous Kids.net’s very own Switch interviews Cort Webber from CortandFatboy.com at Stumptown Comic Con 2011.  

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