Being the sensitive soul that I am, when a friend wrote about the possibility of her ex-boyfriend’s spirit stopping her from over-dosing in her bathroom, I responded that if I were a ghost I would definitely watch people in the shower. I also reminded her that being older, the odds were in my favor that I would be the first to shed my mortal coil amongst our friends, ensuring me plenty of viewing opportunities.

Apparently this moved many people, and they united on Facebook to form the group Showering for Tombstone. Showering for Tombstone is a non-profit organization dedicated to making sure my afterlife doesn’t get boring. All it takes is fifteen minutes of steaming naughty bits per day to feed a hungry spirit. So please show your support of my infinite voyeurism by joining Showering for Tombstone today–because eternity is a long fucking time.

To those I hold dear, I ask only this: after I am gone, shower in remembrance of me. May my invisible leer give you comfort, and the next time the shower curtain reaches out to grope you, think fondly of your Dirty Uncle Tombstone.

P.S. Ladies, if you would like to ensure that your showering practices meet my strict quality control standards, feel free to send any video or photographic documentation to tombstone@dangerouskids.net. Or if you live in the Portland area, I might be willing to make a house call, assuming refreshments are served (either before, after, or during).

“well, i guess he is probably right about the marjority of players, but i prefer realism, difficulty and only be awarded for very very difficult achievements. the rest is childplay.

and thats why games suck nowdays, they are made for kids and adults with brain damage. amazing grafics but are set to easy by default. no learning curve needed. im 28 and played games my entire life, the only few games i still bother to play are online multiplayer games because of the challenge.

civ is a joke. for retards that think they are smart.”

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“This week, the kids return to form by opening a can of Whoopass on some punk bitches, tear a Game Informer reviewer a new asshole with the help of an old friend, and Tayo lays down the law … for REALZ.”

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

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 Episode #0019: Relax, and Enjoy The Tits [71:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (273)

Just added DK to the podcast community site “Podcast Alley.”

So, you know … that’s awesome.

“This week, professionalism is for the birds as the Kids invite an old buddy to come by for some fresh perspective on everything from sports games to plunging toilets. Also, the story behind our first episode and, frankly, lots of beer.”

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, and Nic “Bird” Delzell

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 Episode #0018: Using His Tears As Lube [52:16m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (237)

Hey you cool kids in the know: Type the “secret” code while on the website, and you will get what I promised at the end of Tombstone’s Tightwad Tips.

–Tombstone