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	<title>Dangerous Kids</title>
	<link>http://dangerouskids.net</link>
	<description>An excuse for a bunch of game nerds to try and figure out how video and tabletop games makes them dangerous. Seriously ... we don\'t get it.</description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re on Podcast Alley!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just added DK to the podcast community site &#8220;Podcast Alley.&#8221;
So, you know &#8230; that&#8217;s awesome.
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/26/were-on-podcast-alley/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0018: Using His Tears As Lube</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, professionalism is for the birds as the Kids invite an old buddy to come by for some fresh perspective on everything from sports games to plunging toilets. Also, the story behind our first episode and, frankly, lots of beer.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/25/podkast-show-0018-using-his-tears-as-lube/</link>
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		<title>The Konami Sutra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey you cool kids in the know: Type the &#8220;secret&#8221; code while on the website, and you will get what I promised at the end of Tombstone&#8217;s Tightwad Tips.
&#8211;Tombstone
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/22/the-konami-sutra/</link>
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		<title>They&#8217;ll eat your head&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So the talented Jason Paris (the guy that made our theme song) also did this parody of a classic Cranberries tune and one of our favorite video games.  Check out Left 4 Dead (Zombie).  It will make your day a little brighter&#8211;I promise.
Much Love,
Tombstone

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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/22/theyll-eat-your-head/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0017: A Big Old Bloody Sack of Thrills</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids welcome Sarge from MM&#124;Clan to talk about Delicious Cake and ASCAP fees, and, not to be out done, Tayo discusses his own pick for the most overrated game of 2009 and gets it wrong.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words some times)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Doxy, Zeus, and Sarge [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/01/07/podkast-show-0017-a-big-old-bloody-sack-of-thrills/</link>
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		<title>Dangerous Kids on &#8216;Big Red Potion&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, a couple weeks ago we were asked to be part of a special &#8220;VIP&#8221; episode of Big Red Potion, and we sent in a 6-minute bit on our pick for the most overrated game of the year. So, after recording episode 17 (which should be done soon), Doxy, Zeus and I recorded some thoughts [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/12/29/dangerous-kids-on-big-red-potion/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0016: B.Y.O.B.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, someone gets drunk, someone gets annoyed, and someone actually came prepared! Also, Tiger Woods, Jack Thompson as a televangelist, and Nazis!&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/12/21/podkast-show-0016-byob/</link>
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		<title>The Word(s) According to Steve</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mucho thanks again to guest Steve Haske for being on the show.  Anyone interested in checking out his work at Play Magazine should click on either of the links provided in these two sentences.
Oh, and since it&#8217;s never too early to come up with a nickname for one&#8217;s fan-base, feel free to give us [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/22/the-words-according-to-steve/</link>
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		<title>DK show column #0015: Tombstone&#8217;s Tightwad Tips</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s about that time of year when gamers’ heads fill with the delights of holiday wish-lists but their pocketbooks empty of any usable coinage to make those wishes come true.
Face it: you know that when you asked Grandma for Halo 3 a few years back, she got confused and got you the third book in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/19/dk-show-column-0015-tombstones-tightwad-tips/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0015: Ten Reasons To Jack Off To Tomb Raider</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;In this extra-strength episode, the Kids wind down after a night of drinking with our guest Steve Haske from Play Magazine. We talk about the styles and effectiveness of game reviews, and try to get to the bottom of Infinity Ward&#8217;s dedicated server fiasco.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/16/podkast-show-0015-ten-reasons-to-jack-off-to-tomb-raider/</link>
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		<title>Zeus on VBS.tv</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In episode 13, Zeus mentioned that she served as guest-host for a web series called &#8220;Dell Motherboard&#8221; over on VBS.tv about PAX, so here&#8217;s that:

At this point, I don&#8217;t know which of us have seen this, so I can&#8217;t speak for everyone at DK, but I&#8217;m pretty proud of her. I think she did an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/06/zeus-on-vbstv/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0014: The Mortal Kombat of Pong</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids explore some of the recent gaming politics both abroad and at home, and try to figure out why it&#8217;s important. Also, some jokes about Kanye and the PSPgo.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/19/podkast-show-0014-the-mortal-kombat-of-pong/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0013: H1Nerd1 - Swine Mono OF DOOM</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, in a very special episode, the whole DK staff is present and accounted for to discuss surviving the PAX flu outbreak (as well as other PAX related things), respond to some fan mail about a new special edition Xbox, and catch up on some news.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/12/podkast-show-0013-h1nerd1-swine-mono-of-doom/</link>
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		<title>Informative Update Is &#8230; Informative?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, we finally got the staff together, and I wanted to let our listeners know we&#8217;ve scheduled a run of weekly shows through November.
We all have jobs, and getting everyone in one room together is, as the old saying goes, something akin to &#8220;herding cats,&#8221; but we&#8217;ve made some necessary changes to our process and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/08/informative-update-is-informative/</link>
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		<title>New Videos!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to let everyone know we have new videos up on the video page. We produced these over a year ago, but every time I sat down to work on them, something disastrous would happen. Well, the staff has been very patient, and now you can find our earliest work over on the &#8220;Video&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/30/new-videos/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0012: You&#8217;re such a Knucklehead &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the Kids wade through tattered memories of childhood programming and drink. Then discuss rhythm games, and drink. Really, we mostly just drink. Thanks a lot, Peter Moore &#8230; or Michael Moore &#8230; or Roger Moore &#8230; or somebody. Whatever. Where&#8217;s my pants?&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/24/podkast-show-0012-youre-such-a-knucklehead/</link>
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		<title>Socially Conscious Gaming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always nice to see the power of video games being used for good.  Here&#8217;s a few links to games that actually have educational value and allow us to explore the complex issues surrounding world events.
Darfur is Dying - Learn about life in Darfur by playing the members of a typical family struggling to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/05/socially-conscious-gaming/</link>
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		<title>Tombstone&#8217;s Master of the Stars Horoscopes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why let free will get in the way of your destiny?  Click on the Horoscope tab above to see what the stars have in store for you this week!
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/05/tombstones-master-of-the-stars-horoscopes/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0011: Truck The Fuck On</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week (month?), the kids discuss the return of a classic, discuss the augmentation of reality both with and without a surgeon, and Switch discovers how many layers to a dick joke are too many. Also, an unsolicited, accidental, highly illegal and thoroughly hilarious appearance by Tim Minchin &#8230; via Youtube.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/08/21/podkast-show-0011-truck-the-fuck-on/</link>
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		<title>DK show Column #0010: Retro Just Crazy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me go on the record as saying that I don’t understand the retro game craze.
Theoretically, I am the retro game pusher’s target market: an aging gamer who remembers the “Golden Age” of video gaming in the ‘70s and ‘80s. The problem is, I do remember the “Golden Age” of video gaming in the ‘70s and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/18/dk-show-column-0010-retro-just-crazy/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0010: What A Piece of Shit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids talk retro emulation, Tayo talks Joss Whedon, and Sony&#8217;s latest hardware disaster.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, and Zeus
Fans of Joss Whedon can comment below, or send their hatemail to tayo@dangerouskids.net
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/15/podkast-show-0010-what-a-piece-of-shit/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0009: The Continuation of the Ongoing Struggle for Technicnological supremacy (or C.O.S.T.)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids talk about some stuff, and say some funny things, and half of it got lost to the digital gods because free recording software is worth every penny. Fuck you, Audacity.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, and special guest Mike Suszek
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/05/podkast-show-0009-the-continuation-of-the-ongoing-struggle-for-technicnological-supremacy-or-cost/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0008: Duke Nukem Forever: The Fall of a Favorite Franchise, Part Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week, the kids return from hiatus with a double episode and some grave news about their beloved Duke Nukem Forever. Laughter, anger, betrayal, sadness, hope, depression and nostalgia run wild, and Jimmy makes his internet-wide podcast debut.
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, and Jimmy
A note to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/06/09/podcast-show-0008-the-fall-of-a-favorite-franchise-part-two/</link>
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		<title>Quick update of awesomeness &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recorded episode 8 last night. It&#8217;s nice to be back from our little break. It&#8217;s going to be completely worth it, though, because a lot has happened in the last several weeks, and almost all of it can be chalked up in the &#8220;awesome&#8221; category.
Rock Band tonight, though. SE 12th and Clay. Apparently there&#8217;s gonna [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/05/19/quick-update-of-awesomeness/</link>
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		<title>DK show column #0008: The Fall of a Favorite Franchise, Part One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
“When it’s done” apparently wasn’t fast enough. Yesterday, Joe Siegler of 3D Realms confirmed through a one-line forum post that this is not a marketing stunt: the development company behind Max Payne, Wolfenstien, and the Duke Nukem franchise has closed its doors for good.
At the time of this writing, the official 3D Realms forum is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/05/07/dk-show-column-0008-the-fall-of-a-favorite-franchise-part-one/</link>
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		<title>Another international incident averted</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I nearly caused an international incident Sunday when I was a guest on episode 10 of Big Red Potion, a podcast hosted by Very British Gamer columnist Sinan Kubba, to talk about the World of Warcraft.
Having never played WoW, I was the inexperienced counterpoint to another british fellow by the name of &#8220;Dits&#8221; from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/04/21/another-international-incident-averted/</link>
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		<title>A friend of ours has cancer. No, that&#8217;s not a joke.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kimberly Maier, a  single mother, student, and close friend of the site has recently undergone chemotherapy to fight off the remains of her cancer, and needs as much help with her bills as she can get.
DK&#8217;s own Tombstone has set up a website and an account for the Kimberly Maier Fund, and anyone interested can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/04/17/a-friend-of-ours-has-cancer-no-thats-not-a-joke/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0007: Where&#8217;s My Rake?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the Kids give a nod and say hello to some new friends, look into the future of an entire generation, discuss prickish asshat fanboy douchebags at length, and, you know &#8230; stuff. Also, there be colors. Lots of colors.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Zeus, Doxy
To [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/04/16/podkast-show-0007-wheres-my-rake/</link>
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		<title>Hello Wiire.com Folks!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks again to Mike and our new friends Ian and Andrew over at TheWiire.com for welcoming me on their show. It was a lot of fun and I hope they&#8217;ll have me back sooner than later. I&#8217;ve been a fan of the show ever since Mike turned me on to it a few months ago, so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/28/hello-wiirecom-folks/</link>
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		<title>ROCK BAND PARTY March 31st!</title>
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See, now what you have here, if you ain&#8217;t done catched on already, is a prime example of a social-gatherin&#8217; hootinany. But this ain&#8217;t no ordinary hootinany, no sirs &#8230; they got this here box with moving pictures on it, and you can plug in some drums and guitars and boy howdy! You can just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/28/rock-band-party-march-31st/</link>
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		<title>DK Show Column #0006: The Power of &#8216;Fuck&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With the release of House of the Dead: Overkill, Wii gamers will experience blood, gore, a zombie mutant with jiggling boobs and 189 uses of the word “fuck,” setting a new Guinness world record for most “fucks” in a video game. 
Overkill is one of the more recent Mature-rated titles for the Wii, an ESRB rating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/28/dk-show-column-0006-the-power-of-fuck/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0006: Arcade Experience</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, The Kids HAM up the intro, serve up some classic gaming with a side of BACON, and SWINE about the loss of the arcade experience. In the news, James Brown, world-record profanity, and an international incident between two oblivious blowhards.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/27/podkast-show-0006-arcade-experience/</link>
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		<title>DK Show Column #0005: Playing God™</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of us rack up hundreds of hours going on side-quests, playing mini-games, or gathering resources in the quest for more power and glory in our games. Others just skip all that nonsense and go straight to playing an omniscient creator. I understand the appeal of the various “simulated life” games. At the center is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/16/dk-show-column-0005-playing-god%e2%84%a2/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast show #0005: My Mom Tried To Poison My Pop-Tarts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;In this double-sized episode, the Kids discuss religion and politics by playing god and bitching about taxes, and Switch picks a couple of old wounds while Zeus picks a new one.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Zeus
Also, quick note to the guys at TechKnow Podcast: I am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/14/podkast-show-0005-my-mom-tried-to-poison-my-pop-tarts/</link>
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		<title>DK Show Column #0004: A Lesson in Tactful Reporting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This just in: Gaming Journalism has lost its damn mind.
Today, v4vg.com announced that Microsoft is looking for a few new employees to work on “a new experience in the Halo universe.” “Microsoft is currently looking out for lead Designer(s), executive producer(s), lead environment artist(s),technical art director(s), senior concept artist(s), and an animation director(s) for their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/01/dk-show-column-0004-a-lesson-in-tactful-reporting/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast show #0004: Mt. Dew Crunch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids podcast about podcasting, kidnap Kevin Smith, and make it almost 5 minutes without an &#8216;extremely overt&#8217; dick joke. After a bit of news, the discussion turns to Deadly Creatures and breakfast cereal, and Tombstone finally loses it.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Doxy
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/01/podkast-show-0004-mt-dew-crunch/</link>
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		<title>DK Show Column #0003: There is no column, only monkey.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No column this week. Here&#8217;s a monkey:

 
 
 
 

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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/19/dk-show-column-0003-there-is-no-column/</link>
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		<title>Podkast show #0003: No, Homo.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids talk a little defense, take a little offense, and put the nail in the coffin with sports games and a particular forum phrase. Plus, Spider-man, Batman and Ghostbusters, because let&#8217;s face it &#8230; we&#8217;re five.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/19/podkast-show-0003/</link>
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		<title>DK Show Column #0002: Confessions of a Dungeon Master</title>
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I have been a Dungeon Master for many years, hanging out in people’s homes (sometimes their basements) until the wee hours of the morning, building tension and assisting small groups in working together to attain a rewarding ending.  Despite what you may be thinking, my dungeon mastering never involved whips and chains (which were a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/11/column-0002-confessions-of-a-dungeon-master/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast show #0002: Magical Box Casting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids discuss a local tragedy that, unfortunately, re-affirms their purpose. They also discover a few roots and find out that the magical box isn&#8217;t good enough to cover up the head-colds they suddenly develop around the 18 minute mark.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone
Don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/10/podkast-show-0002-magical-box-casting/</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;re now on iTunes!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been accepted into the iTunes directory!
Just click the iTunes button on the left side of this page and it&#8217;ll open iTunes and take you right to our show.
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		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/02/were-now-on-itunes/</link>
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		<title>In The Beginning: DK Show Column #0001</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“So what will happen if, all of a sudden, it’s cool to be a gamer?”
I originally asked this question in my old college gaming column in April 2006.  Even back then, I had my mind on the social impact of an MTV-style invasion of an otherwise elite culture in which I felt I had earned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/01/30/in-the-beginning-dk-show-column-0001/</link>
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		<title>PoDKast show #0001: You&#8217;ll think so hard it&#8217;ll hurt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;In their first proper podcast, the kids thoroughly discuss international employment opportunities, social oppression, and the latest in bottle-cap technology &#8230; and Zeus won&#8217;t shut up.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, and Zeus
Every episode of our podcast show will feature a column as a sort of &#8220;final [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/01/30/in-the-beginning-podkast-show-0001/</link>
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