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Archive for the ‘Tayo’ Category:
Review Everything! – Super Mario 3D Land
I’m a little late to the party with this one (as usual), but read it anyway! NOW!
Don’t Be A Dick
I’ve always felt that I have a great sense of humor, and can laugh at jokes that others might find offensive. However, I do realize that there are certain types of jokes that can go too far, and that the best “offensive” jokes are the jokes that break stereotypes and make the audience uncomfortable in order to prove a point and/or make people think. These kinds of jokes, though, are being told by professional stand-up comedians that are masters of their craft. Internet trolls, online gamers and others in the World of Geek don’t seem to understand that. Homophobic, sexist
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Review Everything! – L.A. Noire
Does L.A. Noire live up to it’s name and encapsulate everything about film noir and pulp fiction? As a film noir junkie, I have some opinions.
Review Everything! – Mass Effect Trilogy
Is the Mass Effect franchise one of the best in a decade? Does the ending to Mass Effect 3 ruin the series? For what it’s worth, here are my brain droppings on these issues and more.
Review Everything! – PlayStation Vita
Does the PlayStation Vita breathe new life into handheld gaming? Read on to find out.
Review Everything! – Final Fantasy XIII
Am I insane enough to actually defend Final Fantasy XIII, one of the most reviled Final Fantasy games of all time? That’s a definite maybe.
Used vs. New Games: Industry own worst enemy, not consumers
In the current episode of our podcast, we discuss the rumor that the next Xbox will ban used games and further discuss the used vs. new debate. I feel like I didn’t present a good argument on the show, mainly because I just wasn’t prepared to discuss the topic, and that I really should explore the used vs. new debate in a column. So, here we go. In the current episode of the A Jumps B Shoots podcast, guest Brad Gallaway from gamecritics.com makes the excellent point that many gamers don’t seem to understand that actual work goes into developing
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Review Everything! – Final Fantasy: 20th Anniversary Edition
Is the remastered Final Fantasy: 20th Anniversary Edition on the PSP worth a JRPGer’s time? That’s a definite maybe.
Review Everything! – Star Wars: The Old Republic
Is Star Wars: The Old Republic the next great MMORPG to hit store shelves and live up to the hype? Read on to find out.
Tayo’s Top 5 Games of 2011
2011 saw the release of some major titles that stole the spotlight from games that I believe are much better. Sure, some of my picks are also major titles, but all of these games were sleeper hits that had to take a back to seat to such games as Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3. Here are my favorites for 2011.
Review Everything! – Final Fantasy XI
Does the aging online Final Fantasy game hold up to today’s MMORPG standards, or does bite the big Moogle? Read on to find out.
Review Everything! – Saints Row: The Third
Violence? Boobs? Dick jokes? Furries? Saints Row: The Third has ‘em.
My Life as an E3 Journalist: Armchair Edition — Day Two
The final press conference of E3 2011 featured Nintendo hyping up past successes, highlighting upcoming games for the 3DS and, most importantly, unveiling the system formerly known as “Project Cafe” — the Wii U. More specifically, the Wii U controller. The controller features dual-analog sticks, a d-pad, a/b/x/y buttons, L/R bumpers, and L/R triggers. Oh, and it has a 5” touch screen that appears to be in HD. The controller is capable of streaming games from the Wii U console onto it’s screen, allowing people to play the system while the TV is still in use. Graphically, the Wii U
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My Life as an E3 Journalist: Armchair Edition – Day One
John Riccitiello lying to the audience about not using celebrities to promote games. A controller failure during a gameplay demo. Jack Tretton cracking jokes much too soon. Yes, it’s that time of year again — E3 2011! In all seriousness, this years conference is actually fairly professional despite some of the aforementioned events. There have been some good-looking games revealed and, of course, some not-so-good-looking games have been unveiled that the publishers are trying their best to demonstrate why these games should exist (Just Dance 3, Raving Rabids on the Kinect, most of the bullshit on the Playstation Move/Kinect, etc.).
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Tayo, Mmmmm So Tasty.
TAYO “TAYO” STALNAKER NERD SPECIALTY: PC and Console Gaming, Pr0n Wanted in several states for sheer sex appeal and use of deadly wit. When combining his powers with Tombstone, they become Captain Lecher–symbol of drunken leering and hero of the free love world.
Unlocked: My Life as an Achievement Whore #1, J. Scott Campbell Variant – Leisure Suits and Lechery
My first experience with Leisure Suit Larry came when I was around 13-years-old. See, a friend of mine had an old Tandy computer complete with an extensive adventure game library. He wasn’t much interested in these games, but I became addicted to the quirky stories and fun puzzles found in games like Kings Quest and Space Quest. Despite my friend’s disdain for these games that required him to read, we would still sink hours playing these games during sleep overs because I actually knew how to solve the puzzles. One day, I received a phone call from my friend
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Unlocked: My Life as an Achievement Whore #0, Foil Cover Edition – The Origin
I’m obsessed with Xbox 360 achievements. It all started a few years ago when I stumbled upon an online community that’s devoted to analyzing, dissecting and, above all, obtaining every achievement on every Xbox 360 game. This site, x360a.org, is chock-full of excellent information on the quickest, and most efficient, ways to get all of the achievements in an Xbox 360 game, and the community is normally always willing to help others when it comes to netting those pesky achievements that are only up-for-grabs during an online multiplayer session (known as “boosting”). The best part? Members of the site (membership
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Jackass Proves My Point
Internet douchebags will be douchebags.
DK Show Column #0006: The Power of ‘Fuck’
With the release of House of the Dead: Overkill, Wii gamers will experience blood, gore, a zombie mutant with jiggling boobs and 189 uses of the word “fuck,” setting a new Guinness world record for most “fucks” in a video game.






