“This week, the kids reminisce about their adventures at PAX and The Portland Retro Gaming Expo, and debate the necessity of the Tokyo Game Show. Also, Steve Haske has another new job, and hates snoring almost as much as he hates The Days Inn.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0025: Loggia Approved [ 50:34 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids discuss ‘Chasing Ghosts,’ a documentary about grown men stuck in an arcade in mid-1980′s Iowa.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

DK Short #05: Silly Bitchell [ 16:26 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, Laura needs a name, or she can’t have fans, and the kids take the show in an unusually boring direction.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0024: Later on tonight, we'll talk about video games [ 40:48 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids return from a break to welcome a new little gamer into the world and discuss the man that lived out back.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Standard Podcast [ 30:13 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, Laura still has no name, and Switch makes a frienemy.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

DK Short #04: Why Can't We Be Friends? [ 17:53 ] Play Now | Download

“This Week, the kids discuss a little astronomy, a little Rock Band 3, and … um … well …” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

DK Short #03: Aged 12 Years OR Sex Abuse Jokes and an Awkward Silence [ 17:08 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids welcome a new addition to the crew, and begin the search for her new name. Also, E3 and the 3ds, and what the hell they were thinking.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0022: ... So You Can Make It In This Town [ 39:29 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, Tombstone doesn’t get a blowjob.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

DK Short: Minimum Wage [ 24:55 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids discuss stealth games  as they try something different. Some things change, and some things stay exactly the same.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0021: ... And The Other Two Were Floaters [ 32:13 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids try something new.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

DK Short: What the fu ... where did you get a MUFFIN?! [ 32:14 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids discuss whether they’re offended by ‘project ten dollar,’ have a crisis of identity, but then they get better. ” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0020: The Legend of the Sheryl Crow Mouth-Dick Scale [ 1:01:57 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids return to form by opening a can of Whoopass on some punk bitches, tear a Game Informer reviewer a new asshole with the help of an old friend, and Tayo lays down the law … for REALZ.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0019: Relax, and Enjoy The Tits [ 1:11:42 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, professionalism is for the birds as the Kids invite an old buddy to come by for some fresh perspective on everything from sports games to plunging toilets. Also, the story behind our first episode and, frankly, lots of beer.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes) Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, and Nic “Bird” Delzell

Episode #0018: Using His Tears As Lube [ 52:16 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids welcome Sarge from MM|Clan to talk about Delicious Cake and ASCAP fees, and, not to be out done, Tayo discusses his own pick for the most overrated game of 2009 and gets it wrong.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words some times)

Episode #0017: A Big Old Bloody Sack Of Thrills [ 59:54 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, someone gets drunk, someone gets annoyed, and someone actually came prepared! Also, Tiger Woods, Jack Thompson as a televangelist, and Nazis!” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0016: B.Y.O.B. [ 58:56 ] Play Now | Download

“In this extra-strength episode, the Kids wind down after a night of drinking with our guest Steve Haske from Play Magazine. We talk about the styles and effectiveness of game reviews, and try to get to the bottom of Infinity Ward’s dedicated server fiasco.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0015: Ten Reasons To Jack Off To Tomb Raider [ 1:35:42 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the kids explore some of the recent gaming politics both abroad and at home, and try to figure out why it’s important. Also, some jokes about Kanye and the PSPgo.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0014: The Mortal Kombat of Pong [ 59:10 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, in a very special episode, the whole DK staff is present and accounted for to discuss surviving the PAX flu outbreak (as well as other PAX related things), respond to some fan mail about a new special edition Xbox, and catch up on some news.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0013: H1Nerd1 - Swine Mono OF DOOM [ 44:24 ] Play Now | Download

“This week, the Kids wade through tattered memories of childhood programming and drink. Then discuss rhythm games, and drink. Really, we mostly just drink. Thanks a lot, Peter Moore … or Michael Moore … or Roger Moore … or somebody. Whatever. Where’s my pants?” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0012: You're Such A Knucklehead ... [ 52:40 ] Play Now | Download

“This week (month?), the kids discuss the return of a classic, discuss the augmentation of reality both with and without a surgeon, and Switch discovers how many layers to a dick joke are too many. Also, an unsolicited, accidental, highly illegal and thoroughly hilarious appearance by Tim Minchin … via Youtube.” WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Episode #0011: Truck The Fuck On [ 44:41 ] Play Now | Download