Being the sensitive soul that I am, when a friend wrote about the possibility of her ex-boyfriend’s spirit stopping her from over-dosing in her bathroom, I responded that if I were a ghost I would definitely watch people in the shower. I also reminded her that being older, the odds were in my favor [...]

Hey you cool kids in the know: Type the “secret” code while on the website, and you will get what I promised at the end of Tombstone’s Tightwad Tips.
–Tombstone