A group of rebels in a galaxy far, far away and long before the invention of the internet gathered together to fight a tyrannical evil…no wait, that’s not it. Accused of a crime they didn’t commit, a ragtag group of misfits rights wrongs whenever they’re needed…no, that’s not it either. A group of geeks and nerds joined forces to express their shared love of video gaming culture and poke fun of people who take themselves too seriously (most often each other).

Join in the fun as we discuss the issues that make you (i.e., us) tick. We’ve got everything the discerning gamer needs: intelligent debate/flame baiting, copious swearing, and occasional full-frontal nudity (well, the naked truth, anyway). Sit down and relax. Take off your jacket and stay awhile. It’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging with Dangerous Kids.

JEFF “SWITCH” SORENSEN
NERD SPECIALTY: Music, Computers
Notorious leader and grand poo-bah of the Dangerous Kids. Mild-mannered computer-tech by day, disc-spinning DJ by night. Loves it when a plan comes together. The “face” of Dangerous Kids and the sole voice of reason. Poor bastard.

TAYO “TAYO” STALNAKER
NERD SPECIALTY: PC and Console Gaming, Pr0n
Wanted in several states for sheer sex appeal and use of deadly wit. When combining his powers with Tombstone, they become Captain Lecher–symbol of drunken leering and hero of the free love world.

JAMES “TOMBSTONE” TOMBE
NERD SPECIALTY: Table-Top Gaming, Literature/Dick Jokes
Part-time soldier and full-time love machine. Enjoys long walks on the beach and fireside readings of the Marquis de Sade. Contractually obligated to interrupt with the occasional/frequent tangent. Likes to use words like “brobdingnagian” (once he figures out how in the hell to pronounce them).

JOEL “DOXY” GAYNOR
NERD SPECIALTY: Enforcer

“ZEUS”
NERD SPECIALTY: Enforcer

LAURA “THE UNNAMED” CAMERON
NERD SPECIALTY: Nerd Culture, XX Chromosomes
Bitten by a radioactive Skittle(tm), “SHE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED (until she has one, that is)” was given the awesome powers of delicious, fruit-flavored candy. Realizing that with great edibility comes great responsibility, she joined the Dangerous Kids to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American WoW.