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	<title>Dangerous Kids</title>
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	<link>http://dangerouskids.net</link>
	<description>An excuse for a bunch of game nerds to try and figure out how video and tabletop games makes them dangerous. Seriously ... we don\'t get it.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<copyright>2009 </copyright>
		<managingEditor>switch@dangerouskids.net (www.dangerouskids.net)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>switch@dangerouskids.net (www.dangerouskids.net)</webMaster>
		<category>Video Games, Comedy</category>
		<ttl>1440</ttl>
		<itunes:keywords>dangerous kids, video games, DK, gamer, gaming, dangerous, kids</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>We are kids, and apparently we are dangerous.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>A weekly-ish excuse for a bunch of game nerds to try and figure out how gaming makes them dangerous. Seriously ... we do not get it.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:category text="Games &amp; Hobbies">
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			<itunes:name>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>switch@dangerouskids.net</itunes:email>
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		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>DK Short #04: Why Can&#8217;t We Be Friends?</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/08/07/dk-short-04-why-cant-we-be-friends/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/08/07/dk-short-04-why-cant-we-be-friends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 23:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, Laura still has no name, and Switch makes a frienemy.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, Laura (name still TBD)
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<itunes:duration>17:53</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, Laura still has no name, and Switch makes a frienemy."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, Laura still has no name, and Switch makes a frienemy."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, Laura (name still TBD)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>DK Short #03: &#8220;Aged 12 Years&#8221; OR &#8220;Sex Abuse Jokes and an Awkward Silence&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/07/19/dk-short-03-aged-12-years-or-sex-abuse-jokes-and-an-awkward-silence/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/07/19/dk-short-03-aged-12-years-or-sex-abuse-jokes-and-an-awkward-silence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This Week, the kids discuss a little astronomy, a little Rock Band 3, and &#8230; um &#8230; well &#8230;&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, Laura (name STILL TBD)
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		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/07/19/dk-short-03-aged-12-years-or-sex-abuse-jokes-and-an-awkward-silence/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>17:08</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This Week, the kids discuss a little astronomy, a little Rock Band 3, and ... um ... well ..."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This Week, the kids discuss a little astronomy, a little Rock Band 3, and ... um ... well ..."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, Laura (name STILL TBD)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast show #0022: &#8230; So You Can Make It In This Town</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/07/13/podkast-show-0022-so-you-can-make-it-in-this-town/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/07/13/podkast-show-0022-so-you-can-make-it-in-this-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids welcome a new addition to the crew, and begin the search for her new name. Also, E3 and the 3ds, and what the hell they were thinking.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, and Laura (name TBD)
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/07/13/podkast-show-0022-so-you-can-make-it-in-this-town/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>39:29</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids welcome a new addition to the crew, and begin the search for her new name. Also, E3 and the 3ds, and ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids welcome a new addition to the crew, and begin the search for her new name. Also, E3 and the 3ds, and what the hell they were thinking."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, and Laura (name TBD)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>DK Short #02: Minimum Wage</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/06/28/dk-short-02-minimum-wage/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/06/28/dk-short-02-minimum-wage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, Tombstone doesn&#8217;t get a blowjob.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone
Sorry for the delay folks. Been working through some issues, but I have a bunch of content coming out this week that we&#8217;ve recorded over the last two weeks or so. Enjoy! - Switch
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/06/28/dk-short-02-minimum-wage/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>24:55</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, Tombstone doesn't get a blowjob."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone

Sorry for the delay folks. ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, Tombstone doesn't get a blowjob."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone

Sorry for the delay folks. Been working through some issues, but I have a bunch of content coming out this week that we've recorded over the last two weeks or so. Enjoy! - Switch</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0021: &#8230; And The Other Two Were Floaters</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/06/03/podkast-show-0021-and-the-other-two-were-floaters/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/06/03/podkast-show-0021-and-the-other-two-were-floaters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids discuss stealth games  as they try something different. Some things change, and some things stay exactly the same.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, Doxy
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/06/03/podkast-show-0021-and-the-other-two-were-floaters/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>32:13</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids discuss stealth gamesnbsp; as they try something different. Some things change, and some things stay exactly the same."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids discuss stealth gamesnbsp; as they try something different. Some things change, and some things stay exactly the same."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, Doxy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>DK Short #01: What the fu &#8230; where did you get a MUFFIN?!</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/05/06/dk-short-01-what-the-fu-where-did-you-get-a-muffin/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/05/06/dk-short-01-what-the-fu-where-did-you-get-a-muffin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 02:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids try something new.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/05/06/dk-short-01-what-the-fu-where-did-you-get-a-muffin/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>32:14</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids try something new."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids try something new."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0020: The Legend of the Sheryl Crow Mouth-Dick Scale</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/04/23/podkast-show-0020-the-legend-of-the-sheryl-crow-mouth-dick-scale/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/04/23/podkast-show-0020-the-legend-of-the-sheryl-crow-mouth-dick-scale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids discuss whether they&#8217;re offended by &#8216;project ten dollar,&#8217; have a crisis of identity, but then they get better. &#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/04/23/podkast-show-0020-the-legend-of-the-sheryl-crow-mouth-dick-scale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>61:57</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids discuss whether they're offended by 'project ten dollar,' have a crisis of identity, but then they get better. "

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids discuss whether they're offended by 'project ten dollar,' have a crisis of identity, but then they get better. "

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0019: Relax, and Enjoy The Tits</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/03/11/podkast-show-0019-relax-and-enjoy-the-tits/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/03/11/podkast-show-0019-relax-and-enjoy-the-tits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=399</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids return to form by opening a can of Whoopass on some punk bitches, tear a Game Informer reviewer a new asshole with the help of an old friend, and Tayo lays down the law &#8230; for REALZ.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/03/11/podkast-show-0019-relax-and-enjoy-the-tits/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>71:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids return to form by opening a can of Whoopass on some punk bitches, tear a Game Informer reviewer a new asshole ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids return to form by opening a can of Whoopass on some punk bitches, tear a Game Informer reviewer a new asshole with the help of an old friend, and Tayo lays down the law ... for REALZ."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, and Steve Haske from GameFan (via e-mail)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0018: Using His Tears As Lube</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/25/podkast-show-0018-using-his-tears-as-lube/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/25/podkast-show-0018-using-his-tears-as-lube/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=385</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, professionalism is for the birds as the Kids invite an old buddy to come by for some fresh perspective on everything from sports games to plunging toilets. Also, the story behind our first episode and, frankly, lots of beer.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/02/25/podkast-show-0018-using-his-tears-as-lube/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>52:16</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, professionalism is for the birds as the Kids invite an old buddy to come by for some fresh perspective on everything from sports ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, professionalism is for the birds as the Kids invite an old buddy to come by for some fresh perspective on everything from sports games to plunging toilets. Also, the story behind our first episode and, frankly, lots of beer."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, and Nic "Bird" Delzell

Podcast Alley feed {pca-72b82b8e098128c88008df7f14ebcd8d}</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>PoDKast Show #0017: A Big Old Bloody Sack of Thrills</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/01/07/podkast-show-0017-a-big-old-bloody-sack-of-thrills/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/01/07/podkast-show-0017-a-big-old-bloody-sack-of-thrills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids welcome Sarge from MM&#124;Clan to talk about Delicious Cake and ASCAP fees, and, not to be out done, Tayo discusses his own pick for the most overrated game of 2009 and gets it wrong.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words some times)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Doxy, Zeus, and Sarge [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2010/01/07/podkast-show-0017-a-big-old-bloody-sack-of-thrills/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
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<itunes:duration>59:54</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids welcome Sarge from MM#124;Clan to talk about Delicious Cake and ASCAP fees, and, not to be out done, Tayo discusses his ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids welcome Sarge from MM#124;Clan to talk about Delicious Cake and ASCAP fees, and, not to be out done, Tayo discusses his own pick for the most overrated game of 2009 and gets it wrong."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words some times)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Doxy, Zeus, and Sarge from mmclan.org!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0016: B.Y.O.B.</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/12/21/podkast-show-0016-byob/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/12/21/podkast-show-0016-byob/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, someone gets drunk, someone gets annoyed, and someone actually came prepared! Also, Tiger Woods, Jack Thompson as a televangelist, and Nazis!&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/12/21/podkast-show-0016-byob/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/362/0/dkpodcast0016.mp3" length="56568293" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:56</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, someone gets drunk, someone gets annoyed, and someone actually came prepared! Also, Tiger Woods, Jack Thompson as a televangelist, and Nazis!"

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, someone gets drunk, someone gets annoyed, and someone actually came prepared! Also, Tiger Woods, Jack Thompson as a televangelist, and Nazis!"

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0015: Ten Reasons To Jack Off To Tomb Raider</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/16/podkast-show-0015-ten-reasons-to-jack-off-to-tomb-raider/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/16/podkast-show-0015-ten-reasons-to-jack-off-to-tomb-raider/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;In this extra-strength episode, the Kids wind down after a night of drinking with our guest Steve Haske from Play Magazine. We talk about the styles and effectiveness of game reviews, and try to get to the bottom of Infinity Ward&#8217;s dedicated server fiasco.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/11/16/podkast-show-0015-ten-reasons-to-jack-off-to-tomb-raider/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/336/0/dkpodcast0015.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>95:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"In this extra-strength episode, the Kids wind down after a night of drinking with our guest Steve Haske from Play Magazine. We talk about the ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"In this extra-strength episode, the Kids wind down after a night of drinking with our guest Steve Haske from Play Magazine. We talk about the styles and effectiveness of game reviews, and try to get to the bottom of Infinity Ward's dedicated server fiasco."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Steve Haske from Play Magazine!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0014: The Mortal Kombat of Pong</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/19/podkast-show-0014-the-mortal-kombat-of-pong/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/19/podkast-show-0014-the-mortal-kombat-of-pong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids explore some of the recent gaming politics both abroad and at home, and try to figure out why it&#8217;s important. Also, some jokes about Kanye and the PSPgo.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/19/podkast-show-0014-the-mortal-kombat-of-pong/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/326/0/dkpodcast0014.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:10</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids explore some of the recent gaming politics both abroad and at home, and try to figure out why it's important. Also, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids explore some of the recent gaming politics both abroad and at home, and try to figure out why it's important. Also, some jokes about Kanye and the PSPgo."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0013: H1Nerd1 - Swine Mono OF DOOM</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/12/podkast-show-0013-h1nerd1-swine-mono-of-doom/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/12/podkast-show-0013-h1nerd1-swine-mono-of-doom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=323</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, in a very special episode, the whole DK staff is present and accounted for to discuss surviving the PAX flu outbreak (as well as other PAX related things), respond to some fan mail about a new special edition Xbox, and catch up on some news.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/10/12/podkast-show-0013-h1nerd1-swine-mono-of-doom/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/323/0/dkpodcast0013.mp3" length="42634692" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>44:24</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, in a very special episode, the whole DK staff is present and accounted for to discuss surviving the PAX flu outbreak (as well ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, in a very special episode, the whole DK staff is present and accounted for to discuss surviving the PAX flu outbreak (as well as other PAX related things), respond to some fan mail about a new special edition Xbox, and catch up on some news."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo, Doxy, Zeus

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0012: You&#8217;re such a Knucklehead &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/24/podkast-show-0012-youre-such-a-knucklehead/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/24/podkast-show-0012-youre-such-a-knucklehead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the Kids wade through tattered memories of childhood programming and drink. Then discuss rhythm games, and drink. Really, we mostly just drink. Thanks a lot, Peter Moore &#8230; or Michael Moore &#8230; or Roger Moore &#8230; or somebody. Whatever. Where&#8217;s my pants?&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/09/24/podkast-show-0012-youre-such-a-knucklehead/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/307/0/dkpodcast0012.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>52:40</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the Kids wade through tattered memories of childhood programming and drink. Then discuss rhythm games, and drink. Really, we mostly just drink. Thanks ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the Kids wade through tattered memories of childhood programming and drink. Then discuss rhythm games, and drink. Really, we mostly just drink. Thanks a lot, Peter Moore ... or Michael Moore ... or Roger Moore ... or somebody. Whatever. Where's my pants?"

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0011: Truck The Fuck On</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/08/21/podkast-show-0011-truck-the-fuck-on/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/08/21/podkast-show-0011-truck-the-fuck-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week (month?), the kids discuss the return of a classic, discuss the augmentation of reality both with and without a surgeon, and Switch discovers how many layers to a dick joke are too many. Also, an unsolicited, accidental, highly illegal and thoroughly hilarious appearance by Tim Minchin &#8230; via Youtube.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/08/21/podkast-show-0011-truck-the-fuck-on/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/264/0/dkpodcast0011.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>44:41</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week (month?), the kids discuss the return of a classic, discuss the augmentation of reality both with and without a surgeon, and Switch discovers ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week (month?), the kids discuss the return of a classic, discuss the augmentation of reality both with and without a surgeon, and Switch discovers how many layers to a dick joke are too many. Also, an unsolicited, accidental, highly illegal and thoroughly hilarious appearance by Tim Minchin ... via Youtube."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone and Doxy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0010: What A Piece of Shit</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/15/podkast-show-0010-what-a-piece-of-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/15/podkast-show-0010-what-a-piece-of-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=248</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids talk retro emulation, Tayo talks Joss Whedon, and Sony&#8217;s latest hardware disaster.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, and Zeus
Fans of Joss Whedon can comment below, or send their hatemail to tayo@dangerouskids.net
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/15/podkast-show-0010-what-a-piece-of-shit/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/248/0/dkpodcast0010.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids talk retro emulation, Tayo talks Joss Whedon, and Sony's latest hardware disaster."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids talk retro emulation, Tayo talks Joss Whedon, and Sony's latest hardware disaster."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, and Zeus

Fans of Joss Whedon can comment below, or send their hatemail to tayo@dangerouskids.net</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0009: The Continuation of the Ongoing Struggle for Technicnological supremacy (or C.O.S.T.)</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/05/podkast-show-0009-the-continuation-of-the-ongoing-struggle-for-technicnological-supremacy-or-cost/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/05/podkast-show-0009-the-continuation-of-the-ongoing-struggle-for-technicnological-supremacy-or-cost/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=244</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids talk about some stuff, and say some funny things, and half of it got lost to the digital gods because free recording software is worth every penny. Fuck you, Audacity.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, and special guest Mike Suszek
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/07/05/podkast-show-0009-the-continuation-of-the-ongoing-struggle-for-technicnological-supremacy-or-cost/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/244/0/dkpodcast0009.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids talk about some stuff, and say some funny things, and half of it got lost to the digital gods because free ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids talk about some stuff, and say some funny things, and half of it got lost to the digital gods because free recording software is worth every penny. Fuck you, Audacity."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Tombstone, and special guest Mike Suszek</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0008: Duke Nukem Forever: The Fall of a Favorite Franchise, Part Two</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/06/09/podcast-show-0008-the-fall-of-a-favorite-franchise-part-two/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/06/09/podcast-show-0008-the-fall-of-a-favorite-franchise-part-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=237</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week, the kids return from hiatus with a double episode and some grave news about their beloved Duke Nukem Forever. Laughter, anger, betrayal, sadness, hope, depression and nostalgia run wild, and Jimmy makes his internet-wide podcast debut.
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, and Jimmy
A note to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/06/09/podcast-show-0008-the-fall-of-a-favorite-franchise-part-two/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/237/0/dkpodcast0008.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>This week, the kids return from hiatus with a double episode and some grave news about their beloved Duke Nukem Forever. Laughter, anger, betrayal, sadness, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week, the kids return from hiatus with a double episode and some grave news about their beloved Duke Nukem Forever. Laughter, anger, betrayal, sadness, hope, depression and nostalgia run wild, and Jimmy makes his internet-wide podcast debut.

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, and Jimmy

A note to any aspiring podcasters out there ... do NOT use headset mics if you're all in the same room (unless you have really expensive headsets). If you do, you will fall asleep in front of your editing software every night for a week just trying to fight the phasing and isolation issues before you can actuall get anywhere with cutting the show together. Don't ask me how I know this until my sleep schedule has righted itself again in a couple weeks.nbsp; - Switch</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0007: Where&#8217;s My Rake?</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/04/16/podkast-show-0007-wheres-my-rake/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/04/16/podkast-show-0007-wheres-my-rake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=207</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the Kids give a nod and say hello to some new friends, look into the future of an entire generation, discuss prickish asshat fanboy douchebags at length, and, you know &#8230; stuff. Also, there be colors. Lots of colors.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Zeus, Doxy
To [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/04/16/podkast-show-0007-wheres-my-rake/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/207/0/dkpodcast0007.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the Kids give a nod and say hello to some new friends, look into the future of an entire generation, discuss prickish asshat ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the Kids give a nod and say hello to some new friends, look into the future of an entire generation, discuss prickish asshat fanboy douchebags at length, and, you know ... stuff. Also, there be colors. Lots of colors."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Zeus, Doxy

To be perfectly clear, the fact this episode is so late is entirely, absolutely, 100% Switch's fault. His life is forfeit.

To make up for it, here's this:


</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast Show #0006: Arcade Experience</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/27/podkast-show-0006-arcade-experience/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/27/podkast-show-0006-arcade-experience/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=178</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, The Kids HAM up the intro, serve up some classic gaming with a side of BACON, and SWINE about the loss of the arcade experience. In the news, James Brown, world-record profanity, and an international incident between two oblivious blowhards.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/27/podkast-show-0006-arcade-experience/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/178/0/dkpodcast0006.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, The Kids HAM up the intro, serve up some classic gaming with a side of BACON, and SWINE about the loss of the ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, The Kids HAM up the intro, serve up some classic gaming with a side of BACON, and SWINE about the loss of the arcade experience. In the news, James Brown, world-record profanity, and an international incident between two oblivious blowhards."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)



Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Tayo

Wanna see some high-def gaming art? You can find it on Orioto's Deviant Art Page.

Also, it should be worth mentioning ... I fucked up. My sources (plural) said it was Halo 2 that hit a billion matches. It was actually Halo 3, which has been out for less time, which makes its achievement even more impressive.

That said, here's this:

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast show #0005: My Mom Tried To Poison My Pop-Tarts</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/14/podkast-show-0005-my-mom-tried-to-poison-my-pop-tarts/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/14/podkast-show-0005-my-mom-tried-to-poison-my-pop-tarts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[poDKast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=145</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;In this double-sized episode, the Kids discuss religion and politics by playing god and bitching about taxes, and Switch picks a couple of old wounds while Zeus picks a new one.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Zeus
Also, quick note to the guys at TechKnow Podcast: I am [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/14/podkast-show-0005-my-mom-tried-to-poison-my-pop-tarts/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<enclosure url="http://dangerouskids.net/podpress_trac/feed/145/0/dkpodcast0005.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"In this double-sized episode, the Kids discuss religion and politics by playing god and bitching about taxes, and Switch picks a couple of old wounds ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"In this double-sized episode, the Kids discuss religion and politics by playing god and bitching about taxes, and Switch picks a couple of old wounds while Zeus picks a new one."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Zeus

Also, quick note to the guys at TechKnow Podcast: I am an asshat. I should have gotten this out sooner. Good luck with the future auctions!

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>PoDKast show #0004: Mt. Dew Crunch</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/01/podkast-show-0004-mt-dew-crunch/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/03/01/podkast-show-0004-mt-dew-crunch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids podcast about podcasting, kidnap Kevin Smith, and make it almost 5 minutes without an &#8216;extremely overt&#8217; dick joke. After a bit of news, the discussion turns to Deadly Creatures and breakfast cereal, and Tombstone finally loses it.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Doxy
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		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids podcast about podcasting, kidnap Kevin Smith, and make it almost 5 minutes without an 'extremely overt' dick joke. After a bit ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids podcast about podcasting, kidnap Kevin Smith, and make it almost 5 minutes without an 'extremely overt' dick joke. After a bit of news, the discussion turns to Deadly Creatures and breakfast cereal, and Tombstone finally loses it."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, Doxy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Podkast show #0003: No, Homo.</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/19/podkast-show-0003/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/19/podkast-show-0003/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids talk a little defense, take a little offense, and put the nail in the coffin with sports games and a particular forum phrase. Plus, Spider-man, Batman and Ghostbusters, because let&#8217;s face it &#8230; we&#8217;re five.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy
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<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids talk a little defense, take a little offense, and put the nail in the coffin with sports games and a particular ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids talk a little defense, take a little offense, and put the nail in the coffin with sports games and a particular forum phrase. Plus, Spider-man, Batman and Ghostbusters, because let's face it ... we're five."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)



Kids in this episode: Switch, Tayo, Doxy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>PoDKast show #0002: Magical Box Casting</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/10/podkast-show-0002-magical-box-casting/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/02/10/podkast-show-0002-magical-box-casting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This week, the kids discuss a local tragedy that, unfortunately, re-affirms their purpose. They also discover a few roots and find out that the magical box isn&#8217;t good enough to cover up the head-colds they suddenly develop around the 18 minute mark.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone
Don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"This week, the kids discuss a local tragedy that, unfortunately, re-affirms their purpose. They also discover a few roots and find out that the magical ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"This week, the kids discuss a local tragedy that, unfortunately, re-affirms their purpose. They also discover a few roots and find out that the magical box isn't good enough to cover up the head-colds they suddenly develop around the 18 minute mark."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone

Don't forget to check us out on iTunes! There's a button on the left that will take you to our page on iTunes right over therenbsp;#60;--</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>poDKast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>PoDKast show #0001: You&#8217;ll think so hard it&#8217;ll hurt</title>
		<link>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/01/30/in-the-beginning-podkast-show-0001/</link>
		<comments>http://dangerouskids.net/2009/01/30/in-the-beginning-podkast-show-0001/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Switch</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dangerouskids.net/?p=75</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;In their first proper podcast, the kids thoroughly discuss international employment opportunities, social oppression, and the latest in bottle-cap technology &#8230; and Zeus won&#8217;t shut up.&#8221;
WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)
Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, and Zeus
Every episode of our podcast show will feature a column as a sort of &#8220;final [...]]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>"In their first proper podcast, the kids thoroughly discuss international employment opportunities, social oppression, and the latest in bottle-cap technology ... and Zeus won't shut ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>"In their first proper podcast, the kids thoroughly discuss international employment opportunities, social oppression, and the latest in bottle-cap technology ... and Zeus won't shut up."

WARNING: EXPLICIT (that means we say bad words sometimes)

Kids in this episode: Switch, Tombstone, and Zeus

Every episode of our podcast show will feature a column as a sort of "final word" on the show's theme for that week. Be sure to check that out after the show!
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		<itunes:author>www.dangerouskids.net</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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