Tombstone is dick-joke extraordinaire and our only link to government acceptance.

JAMES “TOMBSTONE” TOMBE

NERD SPECIALTY: Table-Top Gaming, Literature/Dick Jokes

Part-time soldier and full-time love machine. Enjoys long walks on the beach and fireside readings of the Marquis de Sade. Contractually obligated to interrupt with the occasional/frequent tangent. Likes to use words like “brobdingnagian” (once he figures out how in the hell to pronounce them).